Excerpt from a forthcoming interview (not mine) with one of the cooler people on the planet:

Interviewer: Your kids are named Mister Jamba-djang Vladimir Ulysses Hope (daughter, 19), E Harper Nora (daughter, 8), and Yo Xing Heyno Augustus Eisner Alexander Weiser Knuckles (son, 6). Do you consider them an art project?

Interviewee: No, no, they’re more than an art project. They’re a science project!